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Sep. 10th, 2009

Men are from MARS

I guess they were right... yeah... them... the experts no one can name.

Men truly are from Mars, and women from Venus.

I can't understand why I don't communicate as well when it comes to romance. I guess I just get excited-anxious... and it really ruins my ability to rationalize and stuff. I guess when the right man comes along, he'll be really good at understanding my complicated spaghetti-brain. Until then, I'll just be the lone wolf.

I'm such a freak. lol it's ok. I'll find my better half, freak and all. We'll complete one another <3



Sep. 8th, 2009

Jealous Much?

Pizzo, get over yourself.  You're obviously not special enough.  



Who the heck needs men, anyhow...


AMENDMENT...

After today, I thought about this and realized the aforementioned is NOT sufficient factual information.  Thus it shall be amended as such:

Pizzo, get over anyone who doesn't realize what an amazing treasure you are.  They're obviously not bright enough.

Who the heck needs men, anyhow?!

CLEARLY A Jerk-Magnet...

Posting on Facebook to a friend from college of whom was so kind as to lend me his book for....oh.... 1/2 year....and now, 3/4 year... ! O.o

Maria Pizzo

Maria  Pizzo 
Hey there... I'm a boob to the tenth power for asking this... but do you still need your psych book? ...I didn't have the finances to take it online this past summer... and I am taking it now... Let me know- I'm not twisting your arm...Read More

Sat at 9:26pm ·  · Like · See Wall-to-Wall
 
Joshua Gerhardt
Joshua Gerhardt
I'm making it a habit to hit on every hot girl that posts a message on Jay's Wall.... So, how's it goin'!? Your name is Maria huh!? Mine is Johnny.....
Yesterday at 10:34pm
Joshua Gerhardt
Joshua Gerhardt
Johnny P.!!!
Yesterday at 10:34pm
Maria Pizzo
Maria Pizzo
Excuse me? lol what?
16 hours ago · Delete
Joshua Gerhardt
Joshua Gerhardt
YUP....! I'm talkin' to U!!! Don't be nervous, I'm just a man, lookin' for a woman! So, whats your sign!?
5 hours ago
Maria Pizzo
Maria Pizzo
Not interested.
2 seconds ago · Delete

Joshua Gerhardt
Joshua Gerhardt
well than ...... JOHNNY P. will look for love elsewhere..... YOUR REALLY MISSIN' OUT LADY!
45 minutes ago
Maria Pizzo
Maria Pizzo
No I'm not- I believe in fate, sir. :p :)
2 seconds ago · Delete
Joshua Gerhardt
Joshua Gerhardt
Maybe it was fate that led me to try and make ya laugh in stead of just leavin' u alone! *(];-D)
19 seconds ago
Maria Pizzo
Maria Pizzo
I can say I am not not sure you are wrong.
2 seconds ago · Delete
Joshua Gerhardt
Joshua Gerhardt
Well at least I made ya laugh right!?
36 minutes ago
Joshua Gerhardt
Joshua Gerhardt
k, now that we're dating, I think you should know a few things about me...
33 minutes ago
Maria Pizzo
Maria Pizzo
O.o This is the part when I stop talking lol
2 seconds ago · Delete
Joshua Gerhardt
Joshua Gerhardt
LMAO! How do you know Jay!?
about a minute ago
Maria Pizzo
Maria Pizzo
College. Have a nice day- I'm going to dinner.
2 seconds ago · Delete
He keeps answering...so erm... check back for a week? I dunno lol.
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Ok... first off... what a winner... Joshua aka Johnny?  ...So what the heck am I doing to send off the jerk radar?  Maybe I should stop talking to men until one of them grows a brain and can approach me withOUT seeming like a creeper.

The SICK thing on my end... I'm so USED to being hit on by JERKS.... that part of me enjoys something about their ways.  Figure THAT out.  So... I guess the main objective is to wait for a guy that can be mysterious but sexy and loving without making me bored?  I guess I find the unattainable sexy...so I need a seeeeemingly unattainable... someone who can keep me on my toes?  I have no flippin clue...

Sep. 7th, 2009

Drugs

 So I gave into the drugs...


...damn you, Dayquil...

Sick the whole long weekend.

 It's so quiet.  I have nothing to do...

...so I lied.
I have homework, but I'd rather be talking with someone or having a visit.  

No one has really been up to hanging out with me... if they have, they're too busy.  This isn't one specific person, this is everyone.  My father doesn't seem to understand my circumstances either.... says I need to push through my sickness.  Man, I'm just not up for that.  I'd rather lay here and relax until I feel better.  Everyone is different I guess.  I'm just pretty tired of being complained to and told I'm not doing enough this weekend... 

Poem: The Ick of Sick

 Stuffy nose
Drippy throat
Tickled coughs
Pounding head
Laying morose in my bed
Fan is blowing on me

Shivers start
Blow my nose
Eyes pop out
Chest is heavy, to my toes
Turn fan off, back to sleep.




Fairy

 ...and now, I'm a fairy.


Create your own FACEinHOLE Just call me Auburn.


Knock-Out Princess



Honestly, sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be a princess.  I'm not down on myself, just dreaming, per usual.
While on the topic of faceinhole.com... I'd make an amazing cartoon... I really would. Hah :)


Create your own FACEinHOLE

Create your own FACEinHOLE

Happy Non-Valentine's Day!




Usually, I'd share this with my darling friend, Elizabeth Lowsky... she's dating someone now, so it wouldn't be as fun to lol. So I shall share it with you, my blogging buddies. Love you all- Happy-non-Valentine's-Day- enjoy the funny card for the heck of it.

Openish Blog

I've decided to make most of my posts open now.. with a few here and there strictly friends-only.  

Enjoy access to my brain.
xo M

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